i lied...DX There are actually five parts? Here's the real part 3? the other part 3 is actually part 2...and...Count it yourself foos! x]

I'm trying to remember part 3, so...

Part 3

"Ahem, as I was saying," said Sandra.
"She raided the Abercrombie and Fitch stores but sadly, they were out of extra medium sizes so she went on a rampage, destroying everything in her path(with a few acceptions of the designer stores) and was lured to sleep by chocolate. She was then dragged onto a surfboard and now here she lies. Jonah was whale-surfing and was the first of us to be swallowed. Then came Ally-san, who was to busy singing 'Long Live Nick' and then she too, was swallowed. Taylor, tch tch tch..." Sandra's sentence left unfinished.
"What?? What happened to Taylor??" I eagerly asked.
"Taylor was swallowed 4 times, first by the KIANA and then by Gustavo-"
"Who's Gustavo," I asked.
"If you'd just let me finished, you would've known!" she snapped. "Gustavo is this whale, and then after being swallowed by Gustavo, she was shot out by the blowhole and then she fell back in and was pooed out by Gustavo," I had noticed that Sandra had stopped as a moment of silence for Taylor. Jonah was comforting the weeping figure and Ally-san was singing 'I Love You, Nick'.
"It's ok, Taylor." crooned Jonah.
"So, as I had said, she found a way out, through the KIANA's nose, (she was sneezed out) and then the KIANA saw her then ate her back up again, and then Taylor was then again, swallowed by Gustavo. Very unfortunate." Sandra finishes.
"There there, Taylor, it'll be alright, (I hope)" I said. "So then you? How were you swallowed?"
"I was merely protecting Townsville from this beast and then was swallowed." Weeped the tearful ninja.
"Oh, I'm sorry." I say, but she slaps my hand away.
"Do not touch me! I was merely wiping my eyes because I had forgotten to blink!" she snapped. At this, Jonah turned to Sandra and said, "Of course, don't ever forget to blink, even if you might miss important things." then to me, she said, "She's very touchy about being known as a fallen ninja."
"Oh, right." I respond.
Seeming to have fully recovered, Sandra says something frightening.
"Ever since my being swallowed nearly 2 months ago, we've been raving for food, beating stuff at the great oaf to raid and swallow some McDonald's for us to eat. Well, you've caught me at a bad time, Bella." she croons.
"Who's Bella?" I wondered.
"I didn't come to THIS place on Victoria's mission-" she continues.
"Who the heck is that??" I say.
"I was hunting."
"What?"
"Just let me finish! I'm quite thirsty, and you do smell...simply mouthwatering. Can we melt your neck and drink it?"

end of part 3, hope you enjoyed!
-vi.