i lied...DX There are actually five parts? Here's the real part 3? the other part 3 is actually part 2...and...Count it yourself foos! x]

I'm trying to remember part 3, so...

Part 3

"Ahem, as I was saying," said Sandra.
"She raided the Abercrombie and Fitch stores but sadly, they were out of extra medium sizes so she went on a rampage, destroying everything in her path(with a few acceptions of the designer stores) and was lured to sleep by chocolate. She was then dragged onto a surfboard and now here she lies. Jonah was whale-surfing and was the first of us to be swallowed. Then came Ally-san, who was to busy singing 'Long Live Nick' and then she too, was swallowed. Taylor, tch tch tch..." Sandra's sentence left unfinished.
"What?? What happened to Taylor??" I eagerly asked.
"Taylor was swallowed 4 times, first by the KIANA and then by Gustavo-"
"Who's Gustavo," I asked.
"If you'd just let me finished, you would've known!" she snapped. "Gustavo is this whale, and then after being swallowed by Gustavo, she was shot out by the blowhole and then she fell back in and was pooed out by Gustavo," I had noticed that Sandra had stopped as a moment of silence for Taylor. Jonah was comforting the weeping figure and Ally-san was singing 'I Love You, Nick'.
"It's ok, Taylor." crooned Jonah.
"So, as I had said, she found a way out, through the KIANA's nose, (she was sneezed out) and then the KIANA saw her then ate her back up again, and then Taylor was then again, swallowed by Gustavo. Very unfortunate." Sandra finishes.
"There there, Taylor, it'll be alright, (I hope)" I said. "So then you? How were you swallowed?"
"I was merely protecting Townsville from this beast and then was swallowed." Weeped the tearful ninja.
"Oh, I'm sorry." I say, but she slaps my hand away.
"Do not touch me! I was merely wiping my eyes because I had forgotten to blink!" she snapped. At this, Jonah turned to Sandra and said, "Of course, don't ever forget to blink, even if you might miss important things." then to me, she said, "She's very touchy about being known as a fallen ninja."
"Oh, right." I respond.
Seeming to have fully recovered, Sandra says something frightening.
"Ever since my being swallowed nearly 2 months ago, we've been raving for food, beating stuff at the great oaf to raid and swallow some McDonald's for us to eat. Well, you've caught me at a bad time, Bella." she croons.
"Who's Bella?" I wondered.
"I didn't come to THIS place on Victoria's mission-" she continues.
"Who the heck is that??" I say.
"I was hunting."
"What?"
"Just let me finish! I'm quite thirsty, and you do smell...simply mouthwatering. Can we melt your neck and drink it?"

end of part 3, hope you enjoyed!
-vi.

Sitcom

My sitcom would be about a whale, and a person stuck inside of it named Jonah, an AFFABLE love-struck girl, named Alli-san, an ADDLED "ninja" who calls herself the Chosen One, a BENEFICENT girl Taylor, a BUFFOON in an ape costume, Kiana, and me, and abnormally FLACCID girl.
This is the story of a jelly-tin has been swallowed three times, and doesn't like it. x[ Yea, the third time, she ISN'T swallowed whole...

-vi.

PS I'll be posting a little script of the sitcom you don't have to read it, but I'd prefer it if you would and would comment on it. THANKS!

The KIANA, Part 1

So the living Jelly-tin is trying to snowboard at the beach, she sees a huge furry lump on a broken surfboard. She calls to it but it doesn't move. She throws stuff at it and it jumps up, chucks it back at me and then reaches out to eat my snowboard. I say, "OMG!! You dumb overgrown designer-wearing monkey! That was a rental!" It doesn't like that very much. "You owe me 15 dollars! You huge BUFFOON!" It doesn't ever pay me... So once again, it reaches out and eats me. Inside, it is very huge and lots of unexplained debris and people and animals are in there. I find a huge whale and it swallows me. Inside, I find 4 others, they introduce themselves to me.

Sadly, I must stop here and put the rest in another post since its to long.

Sighs

Don't stop reading if you love me!
x] -Vi Ly

The KIANA, Part 2

"Hi! I'm Jonah, and this is my whale! How are you?"
"I was swallowed twice, in one day, how do you think I am?? That dumb beast owes me 15 dollars that I will never get. It has to pay for my rental board it ate."
"You mean this one?" Jonah pulls a slime-covered snowboard out of nowhere. It says rental, so it's mine.
"No." I say. And she CASTS it away.
"I'm Ally-san and I love Nick!"
"Nick who?" I asked.
"Nicholas LEE!! DUH." she replies.
"I'm Taylor Lafrancis and this is the Chosen One," The girl with curly hair says.
I noticed that the "Chosen One" is trying to karate-chop my hand to eat. I quickly yank it away.
"So, what is this place??" I ponder.
"This is the KIANA," the "Chosen One" replies in a way monks would talk.


Don't stop reading if you don't wanna miss part 3, THE AD

-vi.

The KIANA, Part 3

"Many years ago, scientists put up an ad saying, 'Are you a misunderstood person who buys Abercrombie clothes that are "on sale"? Well come on in and try out our new product! It is sure to get you tons of Abercrombie and Fitch clothing!" Says the mysterious "Chosen One".
"That's a long ad," I say. "How did you memorize it all?"
"The cunning ninja must know many unnecessary things, also they must be resourceful and have a keen eye. I found this ad at the esophagus. You can call me Sanderrawr or just Sandra." She says in the same awkward tone.
"Eww," I say.
"And so the KIANA went to the lab and sure enough, she got what was promised. She was turned into a BEHEMOTH-"
"Pfft...BWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" I laughed.

OH NO! I DARED TO LAUGH AT THE "CHOSEN ONE" WILL SHE KARATE-CHOP ME AND THEN STIR-FRY ME??

The answer is no. How can you stir-fry jelly-tin?

-vi.

The KIANA, Last, but certainly the Least, Part 4

They all start leering at me. I hadn't been aware of the others since Sandra had told me about the KIANA's story.
"Uh-oh-" I say and once again, I have been swallowed... but not whole like the other times...And by many people covered in a hybrid of whale poo and the KIANA poo...

THE END!!!

(Geh...It's so long... I don't why I added everyone else, they didn't really say anything much...)

Title: Three's A Charm or simply just The KIANA
Rated: R
Cast:
Main Cast:
Me, Vi Ly, as the FLACCID gelly-tin, who was swallowed tres times
Kiana Marie Abad, as herself, the KIANA
Sandra Mixay, as herself, "Sanderrawr", or "the Chosen One"
Jonah Morales, as Jonah and the whale
Gustavo the Whale, as herself
Taylor Lafrancis, as herself
and Ally-san as herself

Minor Cast:
Though they are minor, it doesn't mean that they shouldn't be included or importante!!
Introducing Me, playing as scientist number one, Eugene Krabs,
and Sandra as scientist number 2, Patrick Star, and
Ally-san as scientist number 3, Spongebob Squarepants.
Coming soon: December 25, 0000, BV (Before me, VI!!)
Ratings: "It's awesome!! Go and watch it!!"-Vi Times
"It never even came out..."-Vivian Magazine
"YEA, and it never will!!"-V. Weekly

-Vi Ly

PS look for my word verifications in every post!
(excumm)

Sorry if it's a bit long Mrs. Reilly, when I'm writing or typing, if I hate it at first and get too lazy, when I start writing or typing, I get REALLY into it.

XD vi.

Sooo...Am doing mmeh history hw...Because i'm cool like datx]

Unbelievably bored out of my mind right now... YEA... GONNA GO NOW AND FINISH MY FRIKKIN' HISTORY HOMEWORK! I GOTS TO DO AN OUTLINE 5 PAGES DUE TOMORROW!!!!! ZOMG... KK...SOOOOOOO...

BAAAAAAAAAAAAIZZZx]

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