"Hi! I'm Jonah, and this is my whale! How are you?"
"I was swallowed twice, in one day, how do you think I am?? That dumb beast owes me 15 dollars that I will never get. It has to pay for my rental board it ate."
"You mean this one?" Jonah pulls a slime-covered snowboard out of nowhere. It says rental, so it's mine.
"No." I say. And she CASTS it away.
"I'm Ally-san and I love Nick!"
"Nick who?" I asked.
"Nicholas LEE!! DUH." she replies.
"I'm Taylor Lafrancis and this is the Chosen One," The girl with curly hair says.
I noticed that the "Chosen One" is trying to karate-chop my hand to eat. I quickly yank it away.
"So, what is this place??" I ponder.
"This is the KIANA," the "Chosen One" replies in a way monks would talk.
Don't stop reading if you don't wanna miss part 3, THE AD
-vi.
Saturday, September 26, 2009
The KIANA, Part 3
"Many years ago, scientists put up an ad saying, 'Are you a misunderstood person who buys Abercrombie clothes that are "on sale"? Well come on in and try out our new product! It is sure to get you tons of Abercrombie and Fitch clothing!" Says the mysterious "Chosen One".
"That's a long ad," I say. "How did you memorize it all?"
"The cunning ninja must know many unnecessary things, also they must be resourceful and have a keen eye. I found this ad at the esophagus. You can call me Sanderrawr or just Sandra." She says in the same awkward tone.
"Eww," I say.
"And so the KIANA went to the lab and sure enough, she got what was promised. She was turned into a BEHEMOTH-"
"Pfft...BWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" I laughed.
OH NO! I DARED TO LAUGH AT THE "CHOSEN ONE" WILL SHE KARATE-CHOP ME AND THEN STIR-FRY ME??
The answer is no. How can you stir-fry jelly-tin?
-vi.
"That's a long ad," I say. "How did you memorize it all?"
"The cunning ninja must know many unnecessary things, also they must be resourceful and have a keen eye. I found this ad at the esophagus. You can call me Sanderrawr or just Sandra." She says in the same awkward tone.
"Eww," I say.
"And so the KIANA went to the lab and sure enough, she got what was promised. She was turned into a BEHEMOTH-"
"Pfft...BWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" I laughed.
OH NO! I DARED TO LAUGH AT THE "CHOSEN ONE" WILL SHE KARATE-CHOP ME AND THEN STIR-FRY ME??
The answer is no. How can you stir-fry jelly-tin?
-vi.
The KIANA, Last, but certainly the Least, Part 4
They all start leering at me. I hadn't been aware of the others since Sandra had told me about the KIANA's story.
"Uh-oh-" I say and once again, I have been swallowed... but not whole like the other times...And by many people covered in a hybrid of whale poo and the KIANA poo...
THE END!!!
(Geh...It's so long... I don't why I added everyone else, they didn't really say anything much...)
Title: Three's A Charm or simply just The KIANA
Rated: R
Cast:
Main Cast:
Me, Vi Ly, as the FLACCID gelly-tin, who was swallowed tres times
Kiana Marie Abad, as herself, the KIANA
Sandra Mixay, as herself, "Sanderrawr", or "the Chosen One"
Jonah Morales, as Jonah and the whale
Gustavo the Whale, as herself
Taylor Lafrancis, as herself
and Ally-san as herself
Minor Cast:
Though they are minor, it doesn't mean that they shouldn't be included or importante!!
Introducing Me, playing as scientist number one, Eugene Krabs,
and Sandra as scientist number 2, Patrick Star, and
Ally-san as scientist number 3, Spongebob Squarepants.
Coming soon: December 25, 0000, BV (Before me, VI!!)
Ratings: "It's awesome!! Go and watch it!!"-Vi Times
"It never even came out..."-Vivian Magazine
"YEA, and it never will!!"-V. Weekly
-Vi Ly
PS look for my word verifications in every post!
(excumm)
Sorry if it's a bit long Mrs. Reilly, when I'm writing or typing, if I hate it at first and get too lazy, when I start writing or typing, I get REALLY into it.
XD vi.
"Uh-oh-" I say and once again, I have been swallowed... but not whole like the other times...And by many people covered in a hybrid of whale poo and the KIANA poo...
THE END!!!
(Geh...It's so long... I don't why I added everyone else, they didn't really say anything much...)
Title: Three's A Charm or simply just The KIANA
Rated: R
Cast:
Main Cast:
Me, Vi Ly, as the FLACCID gelly-tin, who was swallowed tres times
Kiana Marie Abad, as herself, the KIANA
Sandra Mixay, as herself, "Sanderrawr", or "the Chosen One"
Jonah Morales, as Jonah and the whale
Gustavo the Whale, as herself
Taylor Lafrancis, as herself
and Ally-san as herself
Minor Cast:
Though they are minor, it doesn't mean that they shouldn't be included or importante!!
Introducing Me, playing as scientist number one, Eugene Krabs,
and Sandra as scientist number 2, Patrick Star, and
Ally-san as scientist number 3, Spongebob Squarepants.
Coming soon: December 25, 0000, BV (Before me, VI!!)
Ratings: "It's awesome!! Go and watch it!!"-Vi Times
"It never even came out..."-Vivian Magazine
"YEA, and it never will!!"-V. Weekly
-Vi Ly
PS look for my word verifications in every post!
(excumm)
Sorry if it's a bit long Mrs. Reilly, when I'm writing or typing, if I hate it at first and get too lazy, when I start writing or typing, I get REALLY into it.
XD vi.
Thursday, September 24, 2009
Sooo...Am doing mmeh history hw...Because i'm cool like datx]
Unbelievably bored out of my mind right now... YEA... GONNA GO NOW AND FINISH MY FRIKKIN' HISTORY HOMEWORK! I GOTS TO DO AN OUTLINE 5 PAGES DUE TOMORROW!!!!! ZOMG... KK...SOOOOOOO...
BAAAAAAAAAAAAIZZZx]
vi.
BAAAAAAAAAAAAIZZZx]
vi.
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