Made in Vietnam [and China!!]

Hola, mi llamo es vi.
[Hello, my name is vi.]
not really sure bout dat, though o.O

im bored. really bored. i reaaaally want these outfits. they es be tit3 <3







im not japanese or korean, sooo... DAT SUKKS. SUKKS BAD. >o<

im only viet...and an eighth chinese...

Neck P@ins

I did some serious head-swinging and nearly whacked my grandfather in the face when he was trying to get though. He must be your great-grandfather, Taylore.

PEACE
<3
-ur stalker,
vi.

Swine FLu Alert!!

Wanna know why we have swine flu? Well, that's because farmers are feeding their animals their RASHES!! EWWERS. That's why we have the swine flu! I had to get the swine flu vaccine this morning!!! DURING A GOOD MOVIE ON THE TV!! GRR. I will not see any of my classmates on Monday, or so because I will most likely be conferring with the Presidents of the world about this situation. Now what number must I call to make an appointment with all the presidents of the world, save for the middle-east, and most likely, if I can convince them, Oprah and Bill Gates?

-your yeye,
vi.

(I think I saw a commercial once where if you wanna make an appointment with Pres. Barack Obama, you can phone some number. It had a catchy jingle to it. >x])

vi. >x]

Been a while since I've posted a new blog. What to post about, though?? OH! OK, I've gots an idea!

Books to Read:

1. Dead Is The New Black (series) by Marlene Perez
2. Once Dead, Twice Shy by Kim Harrison
3. Goose Chase by Patrice Kindl
4. and Mrs. Mike by Benedict and Nancy Freeman

For more, check out my Shelfari: Vivian N.

Ciao, for NAOS!

-Gots to do homework!
vi. >x]

i lied...DX There are actually five parts? Here's the real part 3? the other part 3 is actually part 2...and...Count it yourself foos! x]

I'm trying to remember part 3, so...

Part 3

"Ahem, as I was saying," said Sandra.
"She raided the Abercrombie and Fitch stores but sadly, they were out of extra medium sizes so she went on a rampage, destroying everything in her path(with a few acceptions of the designer stores) and was lured to sleep by chocolate. She was then dragged onto a surfboard and now here she lies. Jonah was whale-surfing and was the first of us to be swallowed. Then came Ally-san, who was to busy singing 'Long Live Nick' and then she too, was swallowed. Taylor, tch tch tch..." Sandra's sentence left unfinished.
"What?? What happened to Taylor??" I eagerly asked.
"Taylor was swallowed 4 times, first by the KIANA and then by Gustavo-"
"Who's Gustavo," I asked.
"If you'd just let me finished, you would've known!" she snapped. "Gustavo is this whale, and then after being swallowed by Gustavo, she was shot out by the blowhole and then she fell back in and was pooed out by Gustavo," I had noticed that Sandra had stopped as a moment of silence for Taylor. Jonah was comforting the weeping figure and Ally-san was singing 'I Love You, Nick'.
"It's ok, Taylor." crooned Jonah.
"So, as I had said, she found a way out, through the KIANA's nose, (she was sneezed out) and then the KIANA saw her then ate her back up again, and then Taylor was then again, swallowed by Gustavo. Very unfortunate." Sandra finishes.
"There there, Taylor, it'll be alright, (I hope)" I said. "So then you? How were you swallowed?"
"I was merely protecting Townsville from this beast and then was swallowed." Weeped the tearful ninja.
"Oh, I'm sorry." I say, but she slaps my hand away.
"Do not touch me! I was merely wiping my eyes because I had forgotten to blink!" she snapped. At this, Jonah turned to Sandra and said, "Of course, don't ever forget to blink, even if you might miss important things." then to me, she said, "She's very touchy about being known as a fallen ninja."
"Oh, right." I respond.
Seeming to have fully recovered, Sandra says something frightening.
"Ever since my being swallowed nearly 2 months ago, we've been raving for food, beating stuff at the great oaf to raid and swallow some McDonald's for us to eat. Well, you've caught me at a bad time, Bella." she croons.
"Who's Bella?" I wondered.
"I didn't come to THIS place on Victoria's mission-" she continues.
"Who the heck is that??" I say.
"I was hunting."
"What?"
"Just let me finish! I'm quite thirsty, and you do smell...simply mouthwatering. Can we melt your neck and drink it?"

end of part 3, hope you enjoyed!
-vi.

Sitcom

My sitcom would be about a whale, and a person stuck inside of it named Jonah, an AFFABLE love-struck girl, named Alli-san, an ADDLED "ninja" who calls herself the Chosen One, a BENEFICENT girl Taylor, a BUFFOON in an ape costume, Kiana, and me, and abnormally FLACCID girl.
This is the story of a jelly-tin has been swallowed three times, and doesn't like it. x[ Yea, the third time, she ISN'T swallowed whole...

-vi.

PS I'll be posting a little script of the sitcom you don't have to read it, but I'd prefer it if you would and would comment on it. THANKS!

The KIANA, Part 1

So the living Jelly-tin is trying to snowboard at the beach, she sees a huge furry lump on a broken surfboard. She calls to it but it doesn't move. She throws stuff at it and it jumps up, chucks it back at me and then reaches out to eat my snowboard. I say, "OMG!! You dumb overgrown designer-wearing monkey! That was a rental!" It doesn't like that very much. "You owe me 15 dollars! You huge BUFFOON!" It doesn't ever pay me... So once again, it reaches out and eats me. Inside, it is very huge and lots of unexplained debris and people and animals are in there. I find a huge whale and it swallows me. Inside, I find 4 others, they introduce themselves to me.

Sadly, I must stop here and put the rest in another post since its to long.

Sighs

Don't stop reading if you love me!
x] -Vi Ly